Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Act I
SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?
Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .
JOE:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
domingo, 2 de julho de 2006
Nem de propósito!!!
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Viva, Sérgio (desde a última Feira do Livro...)
Este verdadeiro salmo que aqui nos trazes lembra-me outro, que reza assim (os abraços vão no fim, Fernando):
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm
actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabit*h
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job
Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I f**ked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabit*h
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which
I wonder wonder
wonder wonder
So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc.
se não fosse a legenda iria jurar que era o Paulo MacZac em versão Coronel Tapioca (colecção de verão)
Nada disso. É o FFA!!
Ò SR, pelos visto a Pee-Pain é mais que famosa! As melhoras! EH EH
Olá, Contraduções. Este "nem de propósito" é tipo private joke: é que estou com uma infecção urinária desde o domingo passado... It hurts when I pee! ;)
Já padeci do mesmo por mais do que uma vez (é uma coisa inesquecível,asseguro) mas não me lembro da parte das maracas!!!
Também estás assim percussivo e bamboleante, Sérginho?
Caro Sérgio,
É o que dá não haver notas de rodapé ;) As melhoras...
E eu que te ia sugerir a audição do "Never Mind the B******* dos Sex Pistols... ;)
Abraço,
Fernando
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